Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "U was walking along the beach and i tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He sayd, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."
and I say, "No, shit."
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